yourhvckleberry:

yourhvckleberry:

thanks baby kevin

reblog to spread baby kevins love

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so-comical:

(Source: crybaby-nymph, via hotboyproblems)

leighsuschrist:

me: hoe don’t do it
me: *starts crying*
me: oh my god

(Source: minhosblackgf, via ugly)

wetfruit:

why did we stop building castles. i feel like humanity might live to regret that

(Source: worm, via confirmance)

undeadthug:

(via hotboyproblems)

stupidpopstarrules:

When u meet lady gaga but someone in the group chat is getting roasted

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linguistisch:

itsjaneshepard:

tedywestside:

useless-italyfacts:

There’s no such thing as “pepperoni” in Italy, even though it is a corruption of the Italian word “peperoni” (sweet peppers). The most similar Italian food is “salame piccante” (spicy salami).

Then how do i order a pepperoni and pineapple pizza next time I’m in Italy?

@tedywestside your pepperoni pizza is “pizza con salame piccante” and pinapple pizza is “ho bisogno di andare in chiesa a confessare i miei peccati pizza”

(via dulect)

setheverman:

you: road rage
me, an intellectual: boulevard bitterness

(via confirmance)

spainstateofmind:

brown-nena:

How Amazon reviews go:

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
“This is the best thing I’ve ever purchased in my entire life. Customer service rep was like family. Delivery time was 16 minutes, condition is perfect, and it has lasted me 20 years.”

⭐️
“Ordered a bed frame and got a pack of plastic knives instead. Customer service told me to fuck off. Delivery lasted 7 years. Caused a divorce. Lost my house. I am now going to jail.”

⭐️

“Product was correct, worked properly, seller included extra attachments for product, WAS NOT DELIVERED WITHIN 2 DAYS WOULD GIVE 0 STARS IF POSSIBLE”

(via dulect)

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jewishzevran:

hawkeline:

tag urself i’m “everyone except that guy who yelled at me in kmart”

after all the shitty critiques ive gotten….i am DEFINTIELY ‘this is not for you’

(Source: readingandfangirling, via thatsthat24)

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